I bit the bullet and went to the open mic poetry. I had originally had a beautiful piece written but I had to go with
Month: April 2016
If You Can’t Say Anything Nice (A Rant)
I wasn’t going to post a blog today. Mostly because my mom has always told me, ” If you don’t have anything nice to say
Farmers Only….Dot Com
First, my friend Crystal tells me that I need to try to go two weeks without sex, because she thinks I have a problem. I
Prince Sex*
Prince died. And it was sad day for everyone, including my unemotional unboyfriend who I haven’t talked to in 63 days or seen in 72, but
My Sad Love Story*
You may remember my unboyfriend from the blog “Excerpt from the Unboyfriend,” a book I have been slowly working on that looks like it may never get
Colonic Disappointment
I started a fourteen day colon cleanse a few days ago, maybe five by now. I’m not really counting. I just figure I’ll know I’m
