Naked Attraction

My daughter was right. She said, “mom, you gotta watch this show asap.” It’s called Naked Attraction. It’s almost like the dating game. Do you remember that show? You’d have the bachelor or the bachelorette and then 3 bachelorettes or bachelors. And each round they would ask questions and at the end the one bachelor […]

Dating Attempt #457 

Accidentally swiped left when I wanted to swipe right And then I accidentally super liked two people I should have swiped left I don’t think dating is for me I don’t even know why I got back on Tinder Maybe for the dick pics that I’m trying to collect for an art project I’m doing? […]

I Fucked up

Note: The following was written by my 15 year old after getting in trouble. If you missed that blog, you can read part one here and part two here. Here was the outcome.  I have not edited this in any way, so the language you read and grammar are authentic to his voice. I felt […]

Ask Roulette

Welcome to the first installment of Ask Roulette. A different kind of advice column. This will be a recurring Saturday event. All questions can be ¬†submitted via the Facebook page or you can fill out the handy contact form at the end of this blog. This is for entertainment purposes only. All advice given should […]

Something Like a Phenomenon

Over the last little bit, I’ve noticed the phenomenon of women being with their men while they work. I don’t really understand what this is all about, but I guess I wouldn’t considering I have a hard time being around anyone for too long let alone all day while they work. The other day, I […]

Buckle Up, Buttercup

Every time we are in the car, Mel says, “Mom, can I drive.” And I always say, “nope, not til you get your permit.” Because I’m super responsible, right? One day, I took him to the park across from our house. It’s basically a huge parking lot where they have the fair and overflow parking for […]

Probation, Deferment, and my Grounding

Well, court happened today. It was not unlike walking into an alternate universe from the last time we were there. Originally, the lawyer was kind of cocky and the judge was less than pleasant. I guess that happens when you see a certain “type” of person all day, every day. It probably is truly hard […]