Friday Hodgepodge

Happy Friday…. Welcome to the pre-game for the weekend… unless you have one of those really shitty jobs that requires you to work weekends. If that’s the case, I hope you love your job and that it’s not actually really shitty and I hope it pays you well. I will be working this weekend myself. […]

Night Owl

The same night I abducted the kid, I got a random Facebook request from another kid. I use the word kid because he was adorably baby faced, but in all seriousness, he was a man. A couple years older than my oldest son, who I would also consider a man, I guess. Anyway, this guy […]

Accidental Abduction

I accidentally kidnapped a child the other day. Not in the way you think. I didn’t accidentally leave a bag of candy on my front seat and get in the car to find a child hiding in the back eating it. What actually happened was I was babysitting for a friend and her oldest daughter […]

There was a Funeral

I went to Samantha’s funeral today, which is now yesterday by time you read this. I wasn’t sure I was going to go because never in my 41 years have I been inclined to go to a funeral. Not my grandmother’s, not my grandfather’s, not my father’s,  not my first love’s… I’ve always said funerals […]

Ask Roulette

Welcome to Ask Roulette. A different kind of advice column. All questions can be submitted via the Facebook page or Here!! Ask away…. This is for entertainment purposes only. All advice received should be recognized as unprofessional advice fro a professional smart-ass. Also, sex questions pretty much make it to the top. Would you expect anything less? Dear […]