I have a neighbor on the corner from my house. She’s about 60 or 65 years old and she despises me. Her dad lives on
The President and First Lady Can Finally Fart
I wonder when the Presidents’ terms expire and they are sitting at home in their recliners watching the new president doing their state of the
The Build-a-Boyfriend Workshop
Not to dwell on dating or people of the opposite sex, but that is where my mind is a lot lately. I think it’s because
I’m a Hero in the Worst Possible Way
I love the fact that 2 out of 3 of my kids are grown and living on their own. I also love that they feel
Stop Force Feeding Me the Fruit from Your Secret Garden
Why do men always insist on trying to cause blunt force trauma while getting oral sex? I get it, you want what you want, but
More Important Things Than Getting Laid
This guy and girl came into my job today to pick up a MoneyGram. They were about 18 years old. She was getting $300 from