I rarely write lists but someone asked me to come up with something recently and I figured since I put the work into it, I might as well share it. I’m going to attempt to put a printable version at the bottom. Consider this permission to reproduce and share with any parents you may know. […]
A couple months ago, I went to this boat party. I can’t remember if I wrote about it or not, but I met a dude there. He’s a musician. Dreadlocked. Young dude. I call him young Marley….not to his face, just in my head. As you may or may not know, I have a thing […]
I’ve been doing this dating thing for quite a while. It recently dawned on me that I’m doing it terribly unsuccessfully. I suck at dating. Like, real dating. Like the kind where you go out with someone, have a good time, and then eventually have sex with them. I’ve been doing it all wrong. I […]
So, I was sitting at the barber shop with my kid over the weekend. School starts today and he wanted to make sure he was looking dapper….or I guess the kids call it fly or fresh or clean or some other word that I’m not hip to. I don’t usually go to the barber with […]
The Love Gurus People are making careers out of relationship advice. Some of these people have really important things to say. Some of these people are peddling bull shit. Some of them are selling step by step instructions on what to say, how to dress, how to act, and who to be.Jesus Christ. I […]
Welcome to Ask Roulette. A different kind of advice column. All questions can be submitted via the Facebook page or Here! Ask away….. This is for entertainment purposes only. All advice received should be recognized as unprofessional advice from a professional smart-ass. Also, sex questions pretty much make it to the top. Would you expect […]
As I sit here eating Jamaican rice and cabbage for the second day in a row, I’m reminded of that old saying that food is the way to a man’s heart. I’ve been told before I’m practically a dude. Maybe it’s true, because I have a terrible food crush on this plate. And possibly on […]
