School has been back in for almost two weeks now. Mel transferred to a different high school. One with way higher academic expectations than he is used to. He also tried out for the basketball team and made it. So his daily schedule has consisted of waking up at 6:30 so I can get him […]
So I made a joke the other day on Facebook. I said, I’m working on an article called “How to Let Him Know You Like Him,” so I can take my own advice. Then I laughed hysterically because I think I’m so fucking funny. Obviously, I had to do some research on this topic because […]
I’m a fan of souvenirs. I love them when I travel. Especially to the beach. My favorite souvenir when I go to the beach is sand. I know it’s not something you want to bring home in the traditional sense of something to remember your vacation with, but to me, it’s my favorite thing. I […]
I don’t usually get political on this blog. As a matter of fact, loyal readers, you know that what I usually write about is quite opposite. But as events unfolded this weekend that led to unnecessary deaths, my mind has been a revolving picture show of news-feeds of the last year. And then I get […]
I was laying on the exam table, legs spread, hands pressing into the table. This was my first ultrasound and I had no idea I was going to be probed with a dildo-like device. I thought the technician would rub jelly on my belly and I would magically see a dot on the screen. That […]
Welcome to Ask Roulette. A different kind of advice column. All questions can be submitted via the Facebook page or Here!! Ask away…. This is for entertainment purposes only. All advice received should be recognized as unprofessional advice fro a professional smart-ass. Also, sex questions pretty much make it to the top. Would you expect […]
I think I finally figured out my damn problem when it comes to men and my commitment-ish issues. I find myself gravitating toward questionable men romantically. I always have. Sometimes I just imagine I’m laying in a bubble bath with a spare bottle of wine and my thoughts, trying to psychoanalyze myself. In reality, I’m already […]
