More Important Things Than Getting Laid

This guy and girl came into my job today to pick up a MoneyGram. They were about 18 years old. She was getting $300 from her daddy. She asked if I could separate $270 from the rest of her money for her. Her boyfriend said jokingly, “Why can’t you do it yourself? Can’t you count?” She said, “Yea, but she can do it for me.” At first I thought she just wanted me to make change and give her two tens so she could separate it herself and make the $270. About the time I came to the realization that she actually wanted me to separate the money for her into two piles was about the same time her very smart boyfriend realized that maybe there were more important things in life than getting laid. I just looked at him and said, “Yes, there are. Have a good day.”