When Your Boss is Almost Your Wingman

I asked my boss if he would please hire someone tall dark and handsome for me to work with because I’m surrounded by women. And him. But he doesn’t count because he has a baby mama and babies…in diapers. And he’s young and my boss. So he tells me that it would be a conflict of interest to hire someone just so I would have someone to flirt with and “shack” aka shag aka knock boots aka sleep with. You get the point. I didn’t understand why, but apparently hiring someone just so I can have a boy toy is unethical. And according to him, we would get no work done (because of all the flirting and making out in the stock room, I suppose).  So I asked him if he could just call the tall, dark, and handsome ones in for an interview and then NOT hire them and I can console them with my phone number on the way out. It’s a perfect plan!!! And I’ve almost got him talked into it. Almost.

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2 thoughts on “When Your Boss is Almost Your Wingman

  1. First of all this is john the guy who almost burned an hour of your day at cvs, while your wingman watched us on camera. The point is I read most all your post for this month. And all I can say is wow. You have a gift for keeping a readers attention. I started and did not stop. So thank you for turning me on to an interesting read.

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