I’ve never been one to wear makeup so I’d never even attempt to do a makeup review, however, I did attempt to wear some lipstick today. I wasn’t really getting dressed up for anything, but I bought some the other day when I was buying some cover up for “curling iron burn” on my neck. And I thought, “what the hell,” I’ll try it on. Of course I got bright red because my guy made a joke about bright red lips and blowies and so for fun, I got some. Problem one: I don’t have a defined lip line. I guess that’s what lip liner is for?
Problem 2: I got the long wear lipstick or maybe it was supposed to be lip stain. Either way, the color totally came off on my coffee cup and I did not like that.
Then I got to thinking, if I was going to do some indecent, indescribable act to someone’s nether region, I don’t think I want lipstick that smudges and I definitely don’t want long lasting lipstick that smudges. I mean, I guess even I can agree that there’s some sort of sexy slutty allure (to men) when a woman has lipstick smeared all over her face from acts of seduction, but I’d really like to be able to wash it off, rather quickly, so the whole world didn’t know that I was doing things better left unspoken about.
With that being said, I then started to wonder about that permanent make-up, a lip tattoo or something like it, because after taking a few ridiculous selfies and looking at myself in the mirror, I really liked how my red lips looked. So now I’m kicking that idea around, but like all tattoos, I think as you get older, yor lips change too, don’t they? Or start sagging or something? I don’t know. I think I’m going to have to do some more research on that or maybe take a lesson on how to apply lipstick. Only time will really tell, but I am open to suggestions.