I’ve noticed, especially in the winter months, even if it is cold out, I feel so much better when the sun is shining. I love driving in my car, even in the freezing cold, with my sunglasses on and my sunroof open (with the heat on my feet, of course). I was doing that today, and out of nowhere, I discovered the solution to my Seasonal Depression. Forget those fancy light bulbs. I just need a house with a sunroof.
Yep, you read that right. I’ve been mulling it over and I think I just need a house with a roof that opens up like a bridge opens up for boats to pass or maybe they would just slide off still facing the sun, because, of course, the new roof would be made solely of solar panels, because I’m so fucking green, but I think it’s a great idea. I don’t need you to agree, I’ve already broken my arm patting myself on the back. I even googled it. I didn’t find any. I found lots with skylights, but nothing with a fancy roof that just slides off and slides back on. Of course I’m going to have to get with an engineer to see if I can make this happen. I think I know one or two. If you’re reading this and you are one, go ahead and send me the feedback on this. And then, I’ll actually have to buy this house, because I’m pretty sure, friend or no friend, my landlord may frown upon me ripping the whole top of the house off to try out my new experiment. I’m sure there are some factors that I haven’t considered yet. I should probably patent this idea before someone else does and makes a bazillion dollars on it, but in the general nature of how I do most things, I’ll probably just give this idea away like the last dollar to a homeless person. I don’t really need to be a millionaire after all, I just need enough money to give my house a sunroof.
Basically, if I could just have this, I think my life (or at least my life at this point) would definitely be complete. I feel like you and I are in a huddle right now and we should put our heads and fists together and chant something super encouraging and then meet at my house with beer and sledgehammers. Any takers?