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Prince Sex*
Prince died. And it was sad day for everyone, including my unemotional unboyfriend who I haven’t talked to in 63 days or seen in 72, but who’s counting? He was consumed with grief and he sent me a text. I’m still not sure why. I guess because we both had a love for Prince. Not that that makes… Read more
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My Sad Love Story*
You may remember my unboyfriend from the blog “Excerpt from the Unboyfriend,” a book I have been slowly working on that looks like it may never get finished. Someone will probably steal the title and write a bestselling novel and I will still be working on the chapter called “the Unboyfriend” because it is obviously a never… Read more
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Colonic Disappointment
I started a fourteen day colon cleanse a few days ago, maybe five by now. I’m not really counting. I just figure I’ll know I’m done when the bottle is empty. Although I did accidentally take Ashwaganda one night instead of two of the other pills I was supposed to take because the bottles somehow… Read more
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A Freudian Comparison?
I finally had a successful date the other day. He picked me up exactly when he said he would. We went to my favorite restaurant and talked and laughed. And then we went to see a show in downtown Knoxville. Unfortunately, “he” is my brother. It’s a pretty sad day when your brother is your… Read more
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Why Am I Single? *
People ask me all the time why I am single. And it seems like every time I try to answer, I come up with something different ranging from: I’m difficult, I’m picky, I have high expectation for myself, I have high expectation for others, I nit-pick people to death, I want things exactly the way… Read more
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The Prayer of the Good Sex*
Is it wrong to pray before you have sex with someone new? Because I always find myself saying a little prayer that looks something like, “please let this be good. Please let this be good. Please let this be good.” Sometimes I feel like praying for good sex is right up there with praying for… Read more
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