• Ask Roulette

    Ask Roulette

    Welcome to Ask Roulette. A different kind of advice column. All questions can be submitted via the Facebook page or Here! Ask away….. This is for entertainment purposes only. All advice received should be recognized as unprofessional advice from a professional smart-ass. Also, sex questions pretty much make it to the top. Would you expect… Read more

  • My Jamaican Food Crush

    My Jamaican Food Crush

    As I sit here eating Jamaican rice and cabbage for the second day in a row, I’m reminded of that old saying that food is the way to a man’s heart. I’ve been told before I’m practically a dude. Maybe it’s true, because I have a terrible food crush on this plate. And possibly on… Read more

  • Blocking My Past

    I wrote a poem recently. You may have read it  or seen the YouTube video, but it was about an old flame that had been reignited. Well, said flame and I continued to catch up on old times. It was nice. I was content. He kept turning things into sex talk and, of course, I played… Read more

  • Shitty Humans

    Ok, I rarely rant. Maybe a little more lately because my “give a fuck” about people’s feelings seems to be broken, but buckle up because it’s a comin’. About a year ago, my eldest son’s dad came to stay with me. He came with his girlfriend. Yes, I am the kind of person who will… Read more

  • Naked Attraction

    My daughter was right. She said, “mom, you gotta watch this show asap.” It’s called Naked Attraction. It’s almost like the dating game. Do you remember that show? You’d have the bachelor or the bachelorette and then 3 bachelorettes or bachelors. And each round they would ask questions and at the end the one bachelor… Read more

  • Dating Attempt #457 

    Accidentally swiped left when I wanted to swipe right And then I accidentally super liked two people I should have swiped left I don’t think dating is for me I don’t even know why I got back on Tinder Maybe for the dick pics that I’m trying to collect for an art project I’m doing?… Read more