RouletteWeekend

@rouletteweekend
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  • Fake Tits and Tatted Lips

    One morning while I was in Florida, I got up early and headed to the beach to find my friend, Renee, some seashells. So I’m walking, head down on the shore. I had waves crashing at my feet and water rolling over my toes. Birds flying above me. It was picture perfect just like every… Read more

  • Alien Abductions and Cows with Pets

    I finally made it back from Florida. Just in the nick of time, too. There is a tropical storm where I was staying and there is all rain and no sunshine. That would make for a not-so-fun stay in Florida. All I could think about the last day I was there was about the house… Read more

  • One Last Fling and a Poem

    I just got all packed up and ready to leave. I’m getting out of here later than I planned because I had one last hurrah last night.  As it turns out, you can have more than one sexual soul mate. As it also turns out, all of mine live out of town. Which is probably… Read more

  • Cool Cats and the Elusive Mr. Perfect

    By the time this post posts, I will probably be in my car heading back home to good ole Knoxville, TN from Florida. It’s been a great two weeks. Got to hang out with some cool cats. Literally, I was hanging with cats. Sweet, long haired, spoiled cats. And a few men, but you’ve read… Read more

  • The Tax Man and a D!ck Pic Collage 

    Remember when I went to Ohio and then drove home only to head right back out for a poetry slam in Atlanta? I may have only touched on it briefly, but that happened almost a month ago. While I was in Atlanta, I got the notion to download Tinder. I know I mentioned that, because… Read more

  • Return to Pandora***

    It’s been a rainy couple of days in the panhandle. I’ve met a few men, online and in person, but only one worth mentioning (twice). So I saw my sexual soulmate again last night. Have you ever met anyone who just had a great face and eyes like tequila (they make your clothes fall off)?… Read more