RouletteWeekend

@rouletteweekend
1–2 minutes

  • Lebron’s Balls

    I was super thankful that we had a few days of nice, cool weather. I’ve been trying to be so natural lately, I stopped using deodorant completely. Only because the crystal stuff didn’t seem to be making too big a difference than when I forgot to put any on at all. Then it got hot.… Read more

  • Tinder Loving Care

    I’ve never claimed to have my shit together, but I keep hearing from people who know me that, “you really have your shit together and know what you want.” So maybe I do. Or I at least give the appearance that I do, like a serial killer gives the appearance of being a regular ice… Read more

  • My Watch is Ended

    I always cringe when someone says, “You have to watch this show,” because more times than not, that show is in its second or third or sixth season. Recently, more than one person has told me that I need to watch Game of Thrones. And so it began. I watched the first season and was… Read more

  • Honor Among Thieves and Felons

    It’s been a little over a year since I quit working at a Federal halfway house. I hated that job so much. Every time I say that to someone, they look at me sympathetically and say, “yea, it must have been hard working with ‘those kinds’ of people.” It never fails. That is always the… Read more

  • I Found Self-Preservation Through the Block Button

    Sometimes I wonder if I just have a knack for attracting shitty, toxic people or if the majority of people are just shitty and toxic. I really hope it’s the former, because the latter would be pretty depressing, but I’ve known a lot of toxic people. From friends to strangers to lovers, I’ve had my… Read more

  • Mother’s Day Isn’t My Thing 

    I’m not one of those people who likes to kill other’s joy, especially not on holidays, but Mother’s Day, like most other holidays, just isn’t really my thing. I love my mom. She gave birth to me. She raised me the best way she could and now I’m an adult. I don’t feel compelled to… Read more