RouletteWeekend

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  • My Preconceived Notion Meter is Faulty

    I amaze even myself by how quickly I can go from infatuation to disinterest. It really is in the blink of an eye at times. They say your gut gets a first impression within the first few seconds of meeting someone. I’m no different. That happens to me too, but then my brain takes it… Read more

  • Unfit Parenting: Expert Level- Bring Bail Money!!

    I finally got the letter I had been expecting in the mail today. I had actually expected it about a month ago. It was the dreaded truancy letter. My kid has missed a whopping 20 days of school. The irony of it all is that only two of them have  been for illness. The rest… Read more

  • Never Underestimate the Power of a Good Amphetamine

    I don’t know why they call Trazadone mother’s little helper. They should give that name to Adderall. I’ve worked 10 days straight or so and I finally had a day off yesterday. When I woke up and looked at my house, I thought to myself, “you, my dear, are a fucking slob.” I actually didn’t… Read more

  • I Won’t Do That

    What a Tuesday!!  I told Mister that I couldn’t see him anymore. Despite the fact that his wife cheated on him and they are technically separated-ish, I’m not trying to be a mistress. And it’s crazy because I didn’t even really know that about myself. I mean, I never have tried sneaking around with a… Read more

  • Yo, B, What the F Just Happened? **

    Yesterday was like an episode of the Love Twilight Zone for me. It  proved that I am even more fucked up than I realized. Yo B (formerly known as Bachelor number one from the Blog Bachelor #3 Wins Round 1) texted me out of the blue the other day. He told me that he missed talking to… Read more

  • I’m Not a Doctor, but I Play One In My Dating Life

    I was volunteering at the festival again yesterday. It was a pretty good day. I went to a couple of the workshops in the morning before I checked in to volunteer. My friend, the Artist (I guess that will be his nickname since I’m not sure how he feels about being included in a blog),… Read more