• How Many Beers to Gay?

    I don’t know if I will ever be able to understand the psychology of attraction, although I’m currently trying to master the law of attraction.  I volunteered at a music festival yesterday and I will for the rest of the weekend, but last night after my shift was over I went to one of the… Read more

  • If I was Ever Going to Have A Mister

    Remember that time yesterday when I said I had never met anyone from a craigslist ad? Well, I take it all back. Not that I lied. It was the truth when I wrote it, but then the universe turned a little upside down. There I was, looking at the casual encounters ads and I click… Read more

  • Craigslist is Giving Me Commitment Issues

    I admit it. I’m a craigslister. I love that stupid site. I go on and look for jobs when I have one. I look for free stuff when I don’t need it. But my guilty pleasure is the personals section. I love reading those ads. I usually peruse the “missed connections” and then the “casual… Read more

  • The Unboyfriend (an exerpt)

    I’ve been working diligently on this book called The Unboyfriend. It’s basically a written mixed tape of all my exes and a personal exploration of why I have the relationship issues that I have. I started this book because of a man I called my unboyfriend. His name was Trey, but whenever I talked to anyone… Read more

  • I’m So Green I Look Homeless

    I don’t know if there’s a recyclers anonymous group but I feel like my life is spiraling out of control. My name is Angie, and I have a hardcore recycling problem. I didn’t always have this issue. I didn’t even recycle 5 years ago really. I mean, I would recycle a bottle here or there,… Read more

  • High Five, Brian!

    I know a lot of people hate their job in retail, but I’m one of those weird folks who likes to walk around straightening boxes and completely enjoys the crazy and unique individuals that come in. I’m not going to lie, sometimes a person walks in and I’m like, “humanity is fucked.” Actually, I might mutter that 2… Read more