• Holy September

    Holy September

    Man, September got here fast!!!   I didn’t have any guest bloggers for this week so you all are stuck with me for today. But since Sundays are nice relaxing lazy days, I will just give you minimal words and maximum photos. My son had an art show Friday night. It was his first one.… Read more

  • Ask Roulette

    Welcome to Ask Roulette. A different kind of advice column. All questions can be submitted via the Facebook page or Here!! Ask away…. This is for entertainment purposes only. All advice received should be recognized as unprofessional advice fro a professional smart-ass. Also, sex questions pretty much make it to the top. Would you expect anything less? Dear… Read more

  • Friday Hodgepodge

    Friday Hodgepodge

    Happy Friday…. Welcome to the pre-game for the weekend… unless you have one of those really shitty jobs that requires you to work weekends. If that’s the case, I hope you love your job and that it’s not actually really shitty and I hope it pays you well. I will be working this weekend myself.… Read more

  • Asking Roulette the Personal Questions….**********

    I’ve gotten a lot of questions on the “Ask Roulette” form. It’s funny though, instead of asking for advice, a lot, and I mean A LOT, of questions have come in regarding my sex life. Ex: “How is your sex life?” “How has your sex life been?” “What’s your favorite sexual encounter?” I had no… Read more

  • Night Owl

    The same night I abducted the kid, I got a random Facebook request from another kid. I use the word kid because he was adorably baby faced, but in all seriousness, he was a man. A couple years older than my oldest son, who I would also consider a man, I guess. Anyway, this guy… Read more

  • Accidental Abduction

    I accidentally kidnapped a child the other day. Not in the way you think. I didn’t accidentally leave a bag of candy on my front seat and get in the car to find a child hiding in the back eating it. What actually happened was I was babysitting for a friend and her oldest daughter… Read more