RouletteWeekend

@rouletteweekend
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  • Moral Doglemma

    I love dogs. If you know me at all, you know that. I love all animals really, but since I cannot have a lion or a tiger or a liger or an elephant or a zebra as a pet, big dogs are my go to for love and support. I have two of my own personal… Read more

  • Butt Purge….

    I had to take my mom to the gastroenterologist the other day. I’m sure she doesn’t want me to tell you about her butthole problems, so I won’t. But, long story short, she has to have a colonoscopy. I had to have one years ago for a reason that I am having trouble recalling now.… Read more

  • Weeds and Painting….Done.

    I finally got my room painted. The purple is awesome and I don’t have to change the color of the ceiling, thank goodness, the blue looks good. I got some glow in the dark paint to put on the ceiling too, because I wanted it to look like stars when the light goes off, but… Read more

  • The Purge (Part 2)

             So after cleaning out my closet and getting rid of my couch, which incidentally is still sitting on the curb for some reason, I was able to get the yard mowed, get most of my room cleaned, most of it, I’m not a miracle worker. And then I got sidetracked and… Read more

  • The Job or Lack Thereof (Part 2)

    So as I was saying, I try to call my guy but he’s home in bed and his phone is off, because I know he’s not going for that shit and I’m sure that he will rearrange this guy’s face, friend or not, because he’s in love with me, not with this asshole, Troy. So… Read more

  • The Job or Lack Thereof (Part 1)

    So it’s been over a week since I quit my job. Yes, I quit. I didn’t get fired, which is funny because the guy who owns the shop I worked at did like to fire me about once a month. Like women get their periods, I could pretty much count down to my final day… Read more