• Mother’s Day

    Mother’s Day

    Although I appreciate the sentiment of a “Happy Mother’s Day” card, phone call or text, I really think the holiday itself is just full of shit. Just like all the other holidays that have been monopolized by guilt and consumerism. My daughter felt really bad when she realized I would be spending Mother’s day alone… Read more

  • I Already Knew

    I woke up yesterday and deleted my newly made Tinder account. I’m not sure why I go on these tangents where I think I need to find someone to occupy my time or to entertain me, because they are rarely entertaining or worth the time. Some of them still have my phone number, but it… Read more

  • Tinderizer and Tacos

    Tinderizer and Tacos

    I made the mistake of getting on Tinder last night before bed. By tonight before bed, I had amassed no less than 15 dick pics. I wish I could say it was a difficult task and took lots of effort on my part, but basically a few facebook photos of myself and a few winking… Read more

  • Traveling Alone

    I went on a road trip today to Ohio. I drove to Dayton to house sit for my daughter while she goes on vacation. I’d like to say it’s a vacation for me, but I will still be working. I will just be doing it from the comfort of someone else’s house…with a pool. So… Read more

  • Saying No and Saving People

    I’m not one of those people who likes to say, “no.” When I was younger, it was especially hard. I guess I was a people pleaser my whole life. I think it all goes back to my severe anxiety (that nobody believes I have). If I never made anybody upset, I would save myself a… Read more

  • Unproductivity: Reason 333- Empathy

    Unproductivity: Reason 333- Empathy

    I think I finally figured out why I have a problem being as productive as I would like to be or as I should be or as I could be. I think it’s my empathy. It’s getting in the way of my productivity. Or maybe it’s my sympathy. Not quite sure. But I do know… Read more