• Dating Do’s and Don’ts (For Men)

    Somewhere along the line, dating changed. I don’t know if people just stopped giving a fuck about other people. Or maybe standards were lowered. Or maybe we all just got lazy. But we have got to do better. I’m not just talking men, either. Women, too. But, I have a vagina, so I cannot speak… Read more

  • Therapy 

    My friend Crystal is always trying to therapy me. But I think I’m getting ready to go see a therapist for real. I am having major issues with my mom. Not obvious issues. It’s all in my head. Well, in my stomach. She has a head injury. I think she got it about 25 years… Read more

  • All Day In My Head….

    All Day In My Head….

    Have you ever had one of those days that is full of realizations? I had one today. It was an emotional roller-coaster. Fall seems to be setting in like the algae in the swimming pools. Maybe it’s partly that. Partly that I was acutely aware of everything today. The first thing I realized today is… Read more

  • Preventative Parenting

    Preventative Parenting

    I’ve never claimed to be mom of the year. Ok, well maybe I have a time or two, but it was mostly in jest. I do know that I’m a good mom. It’s one of my only three talents. Parenting, writing, sex… or writing about parenting and sex… So maybe I have four talents. Or… Read more

  • Marriage or Prostitution

    I was having a conversation with a friend today about relationships. He was saying that he gets frustrated that women have so many personalities and we never know exactly what it is that we want. He says that we say we want one thing and do another. I told him that men don’t know what… Read more