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  • Five Tips For New Members Of the Two-Kid Club by Erica Williams

    Five Tips For New Members Of the Two-Kid Club by Erica Williams

    I was laying on the exam table, legs spread, hands pressing into the table. This was my first ultrasound and I had no idea I was going to be  probed with a dildo-like device. I thought the technician would rub jelly on my belly and I would magically see a dot on the screen. That Read more

  • Ask Roulette

    Ask Roulette

    Welcome to Ask Roulette. A different kind of advice column. All questions can be submitted via the Facebook page or Here!! Ask away…. This is for entertainment purposes only. All advice received should be recognized as unprofessional advice fro a professional smart-ass. Also, sex questions pretty much make it to the top. Would you expect Read more

  • A Question Answered??

    I think I finally figured out my damn problem when it comes to men and my commitment-ish issues. I find myself gravitating toward questionable men romantically. I always have.  Sometimes I just imagine I’m laying in a bubble bath with a spare bottle of wine and my thoughts, trying to psychoanalyze myself. In reality, I’m already Read more

  • 10 Steps to Effective Parenting

    10 Steps to Effective Parenting

    I rarely write lists but someone asked me to come up with something recently and I figured since I put the work into it, I might as well share it. I’m going to attempt to put a printable version at the bottom. Consider this permission to reproduce and share with any parents you may know. Read more

  • Jungle Castle, Castle Jungle

    Jungle Castle, Castle Jungle

    A couple months ago, I went to this boat party. I can’t remember if I wrote about it or not, but I met a dude there. He’s a musician. Dreadlocked. Young dude. I call him young Marley….not to his face, just in my head. As you may or may not know, I have a thing Read more

  • I’m Completely Oblivious

    I’m Completely Oblivious

    I’ve been doing this dating thing for quite a while. It recently dawned on me that I’m doing it terribly unsuccessfully. I suck at dating. Like, real dating. Like the kind where you go out with someone, have a good time, and then eventually have sex with them. I’ve been doing it all wrong. I Read more