The Weekend Off

I took the weekend off from blogging. Not because I didn’t have anything to say. Mostly, because I didn’t have anything nice to say. And we all know how that old saying goes, right? If not, imagine your mother’s voice and say, “if you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all.” […]

I Already Knew

I woke up yesterday and deleted my newly made Tinder account. I’m not sure why I go on these tangents where I think I need to find someone to occupy my time or to entertain me, because they are rarely entertaining or worth the time. Some of them still have my phone number, but it […]

Tinderizer and Tacos

I made the mistake of getting on Tinder last night before bed. By tonight before bed, I had amassed no less than 15 dick pics. I wish I could say it was a difficult task and took lots of effort on my part, but basically a few facebook photos of myself and a few winking […]

The Bar is Set

They used to say it only takes 21 days to start a habit. Now I think the number is more like 66. I decided last night as I laid down (early, hence the late blog) that it takes about 5 days to set the bar with me. There’s something to be said about maximum effort. […]

Next Level Dating Game

Happy Monday. After a pretty awesome weekend, I feel refreshed and ready to start the day today. I had three dates this weekend. One Friday, Saturday (which was kind of like 2) and one Sunday. I was doing the Plenty of Fish thing again. I guess it’s the optimist in me that no matter how […]

Trucker Off the Record

So, now that I’ve been home for a day (well, almost), I’ve decided that I really like this guy. And since sometimes putting personal stuff out on the web in too much detail can cause a riff in somebody’s world, I’ve (we’ve) decided that for now, we are going to get to know each other […]