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Formerly Known as Bachelor #3
I went out with Bachelor #3 tonight. Actually, it’s almost 2am and I am just getting in. I’m not even doing the walk of shame. Bachelor #3 knocked it out of the park. He took me to my favorite book store to wander around and I found a book I had been looking for. Then Read more
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Go to Hell, John!
So as you may or may not know, I gave Kymani Marley my phone number when I met him on a cruise in December. I was positive I was going to meet him one day and 4 years later, I did. He was actually the only reason I went on the cruise, but I blew my chance Read more
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He Saws Logs for Chipmunks *
I was talking to bachelor #3 last night. He was supposed to be going to work at 9pm but at the last minute his boss decided to give everyone the night off so I asked him if he wanted to hang out which goes against most of my rules but I recently decided to fuck Read more
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Bachelor # 3 Wins Round 1
Note: This one is a little longer than the previous posts, but it’s all good because it’s Saturday and hangover poops are a little bit longer, right? I thought maybe it was time to actively start trying to date. I meet people out and about but there’s never really any sparks. So I went online and Read more
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Crystal Deodorant: a Hippie Conflict
I recently switched over from the armpit cancer causing deodorant to a crystal deodorant that is free of chemicals and other cancer causing shit. And for the most part I really like it. It doesn’t have a smell so it doesn’t conflict with my dirty hippie lotion that I love so much. But it also Read more
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Stop Flashing Me Your Preacher Card
Pastors are the worst. I’m not saying all of them. I’m sure some of them are wonderful, honest creatures. I don’t know for sure because I’m a heathen who doesn’t attend church. But I’ve met two recently, and both were trying to get over on me and pulled the preacher card on me at work. Read more
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