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Bachelor # 3 Wins Round 1
Note: This one is a little longer than the previous posts, but it’s all good because it’s Saturday and hangover poops are a little bit longer, right? I thought maybe it was time to actively start trying to date. I meet people out and about but there’s never really any sparks. So I went online and… Read more
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Crystal Deodorant: a Hippie Conflict
I recently switched over from the armpit cancer causing deodorant to a crystal deodorant that is free of chemicals and other cancer causing shit. And for the most part I really like it. It doesn’t have a smell so it doesn’t conflict with my dirty hippie lotion that I love so much. But it also… Read more
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Stop Flashing Me Your Preacher Card
Pastors are the worst. I’m not saying all of them. I’m sure some of them are wonderful, honest creatures. I don’t know for sure because I’m a heathen who doesn’t attend church. But I’ve met two recently, and both were trying to get over on me and pulled the preacher card on me at work.… Read more
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The Secret Not for Your Eyes
My 22-year old daughter is an avid reader. And a big supporter of me most of the time. Until she comes to the blog and reads about her mom giving a blow job or having numerous sex partners. And then she’s mortified or shaking her head or throwing up. I’m not actually sure what happens… Read more
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Reverse Stalking 101
I wouldn’t say I have a lot of friends, but I have a nice handful. That handful is probably made up of equal parts men and women. It could be that most of my female friends are married and I’m usually the only single one around, but it seems that men have this “stalker” problem way… Read more
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