RouletteWeekend

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  • The Secret Not for Your Eyes

    My 22-year old daughter is an avid reader. And a big supporter of me most of the time. Until she comes to the blog and reads about her mom giving a blow job or having numerous sex partners. And then she’s mortified or shaking her head or throwing up. I’m not actually sure what happens Read more

  • Reverse Stalking 101

    I wouldn’t say I have a lot of friends, but I have a nice handful. That handful is probably made up of equal  parts men and women. It could be that most of my female friends are married and I’m usually the only single one around, but it seems that men have this “stalker” problem way Read more

  • I’m a Happiness Robot

    My best friends say they have never seen me cry in the twenty years they’ve known me. I guess I’m not much of a crier these days. I remember when my two oldest kids were super young and times were really touch because I was a teenage mom, I cried a lot! I also think a lot Read more

  • Pimento Cheese with a Side of Loneliness

    I’m forty years old. I had gone my whole life without ever even thinking about eating pimento cheese. That is, until I became a vegetarian and went to a Christmas party that was only serving meat sandwiches and pimento cheese sandwiches. My boss, at the time, couldn’t believe that I had never eaten pimento cheese Read more

  • Adulting My Room…It’s not about Porn.

    My brother came over today to work on my computer and to help set up this new blog you are looking at. I figured I better move it now before the cult following really gets started. I’m picking out Kool-Aid flavors as you read. Anyway, my dogs are always assholes when someone first comes over. Read more

  • When Your Boss is Almost Your Wingman

    I asked my boss if he would please hire someone tall dark and handsome for me to work with because I’m surrounded by women. And him. But he doesn’t count because he has a baby mama and babies…in diapers. And he’s young and my boss. So he tells me that it would be a conflict Read more