RouletteWeekend

@rouletteweekend
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  • Put Your Penis Goggles Away

    I was going to tell you how I’m no good with compliments and  about the older semi-creepy bus driver who told me I had a great smile when I got on the bus today and then stopped me when I got off the bus to ask me if I knew how pretty I was and that… Read more

  • Don’t Take Away My Patchouli

    I saw bachelor #3 again yesterday. We saw each other early and went for a small hike at the nature center. It was nice and relaxing for me. It was more like an exercise in torture for him. We are night and day. We always have something to talk about and that’s nice. But then… Read more

  • I’m Not a Slut, I Just Waxed My Face

    In an effort to take my own advice and do something for me, I decided to wake up bright and early to wax my face. Men will never understand the pain of trying to be beautiful. Normally I don’t care. You already know my armpits most of the time look like I’m trying to smuggle… Read more

  • The “Me Time” Challenge

    Friendship is a funny thing. You can go for years and never make a new friend because you are perfectly content with the ones you’ve had your whole adult life and then in the blink of an eye, you are suddenly surrounded by a whole group of people you would never expect. I recently had… Read more

  • Formerly Known as Bachelor #3

    I went out with Bachelor #3 tonight. Actually, it’s almost 2am and I am just getting in. I’m not even doing the walk of shame. Bachelor #3 knocked it out of the park. He took me to my favorite book store to wander around and I found a book I had been looking for. Then… Read more

  • Go to Hell, John!

    So as you may or may not know, I gave Kymani Marley my phone number when I met him on a cruise in December. I was positive I was going to meet him one day and 4 years later, I did. He was actually the only reason I went on the cruise, but I blew my chance… Read more