RouletteWeekend

Not to dwell on dating or people of the opposite sex, but that is where my mind is a lot lately. I think it’s because people keep telling me that I won’t be alone forever no matter how many times I tell them that I am ok with it. Am I anti-relationship? Absolutely not. I… Read more

I love the fact that 2 out of 3 of my kids are grown and living on their own. I also love that they feel comfortable drunk calling me at all hours of the night, whether for a ride or just to ask me a question. I recently received a call from my daughter. She’s… Read more

Why do men always insist on trying to cause blunt force trauma while getting oral sex? I get it, you want what you want, but when you have your face in my secret garden, I’m not trying to hold you down there and force feed you the fruit. We need to come to some kind… Read more

This guy and girl came into my job today to pick up a MoneyGram. They were about 18 years old. She was getting $300 from her daddy. She asked if I could separate $270 from the rest of her money for her. Her boyfriend said jokingly, “Why can’t you do it yourself? Can’t you count?”… Read more

My Jehovah’s Witness friends came to call on me today. I’ve known them for five years. I met Dave while I was working at a liquor store. He came in and asked if he could give me something to read and, of course, I said yes. I’m a reader. I read anything that has words.… Read more

Fear is a funny thing. I remember when I was in my teens, someone said, “If you could wake up tomorrow and have everything you ever wanted, would you?” I don’t know who came up with that saying but I think it may be the scariest thing I’ve ever heard. For as  long as I… Read more