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Extreme Coupon Override
I currently work retail. At any given moment that could change because I’m rarely satisfied with anything in my life besides the food at my favorite restaurant and how my kids turned out. Other than that, I don’t get attached to much and I don’t stick around if I’m not happy; that goes for relationships Read more
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Call Me Mommy
I have a neighbor on the corner from my house. She’s about 60 or 65 years old and she despises me. Her dad lives on the opposite corner a block in front of her house. He sits outside either on his porch or in his side yard in a chair when the weather is nice. Read more
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The President and First Lady Can Finally Fart
I wonder when the Presidents’ terms expire and they are sitting at home in their recliners watching the new president doing their state of the Union addresses if they are thinking, “man, I’m glad that’s over. Remember that time we had Mexican before my last speech? It’s a good thing the camera was in front Read more
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The Build-a-Boyfriend Workshop
Not to dwell on dating or people of the opposite sex, but that is where my mind is a lot lately. I think it’s because people keep telling me that I won’t be alone forever no matter how many times I tell them that I am ok with it. Am I anti-relationship? Absolutely not. I Read more
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I’m a Hero in the Worst Possible Way
I love the fact that 2 out of 3 of my kids are grown and living on their own. I also love that they feel comfortable drunk calling me at all hours of the night, whether for a ride or just to ask me a question. I recently received a call from my daughter. She’s Read more
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Stop Force Feeding Me the Fruit from Your Secret Garden
Why do men always insist on trying to cause blunt force trauma while getting oral sex? I get it, you want what you want, but when you have your face in my secret garden, I’m not trying to hold you down there and force feed you the fruit. We need to come to some kind Read more
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