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I Don’t Ever Need Any More Kids
Big shout out if you just opened this blog and you have 3 or more kiddos at home. Seriously, I don’t know how you do it (without vodka). I babysat for my friend this weekend. ALL WEEKEND… As I sit here in yesterday’s underwear (and deodorant), I really don’t know how the fuck y’all do Read more
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Where’s the Build-A-Man Workshop?
Men. Men. Men. I seem to be uttering those words a lot. I think I mentioned that I had been doing the online dating thing. And then I deleted my profiles… yes, I had more than one. Before I deleted them, I had given a couple guys my number. I didn’t mention how those dates Read more
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The Best Sex I’ve Ever Written
After all the griping yesterday about a “real job,” I woke up this morning to a job offer in my inbox. A writing job. Something I don’t have to leave the house for. See how things work out? *high five* I still had to apply for it, because it’s through this weird remote writing site, Read more
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My Real Job
I got into it with a friend the other day. The story is rather long, but I’ll give you the Cliff’s notes cheat sheet version. My friend asked me to meet him out at a restaurant. He said he wanted to introduce me to someone. I like meeting people. And like I said yesterday, I’m Read more
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I’m Not an Alternate Plan
Dating issues I’m having while entertaining the idea of not being single anymore… Read more
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I’m Gonna Be a Shark Fighting Mermaid
I took a mental health day Friday. Not necessarily because I needed it, but because I was needed. My friend’s daughter works at the aquarium. She has what is debatably the coolest damn job ever. She gets to scuba dive in the big aquariums. She gets to feed the stingrays and then bring them to Read more
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