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From Migraine to Memory Lane
Woke up this morning with a hella headache. At first I thought it was from the birthday vodka. So I did what I usually do when nursing a hangover headache. I drank some electrolyte water, took a handful of headache medicine, ate a bagel, and went back to bed. I woke up feeling worse than… Read more
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Good Day Bad Day….
I seriously don’t know how people celebrate their birthday all month…. or even all week. I am worn the fuck out from yesterday. I didn’t even do much. But I did more than I usually do and it was tiring. I woke up. Attempted to write. Failed. Got online an made a live video for… Read more
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It’s My Birthday
I’m 42 today. It’s funny because I still feel like I’m in my 20’s. Maybe because I act like a child at times and I still don’t have my shit together. Actually, I know twenty year olds who have their shit more together than I do. I gave birth to two of them. So I… Read more
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I Don’t Ever Need Any More Kids
Big shout out if you just opened this blog and you have 3 or more kiddos at home. Seriously, I don’t know how you do it (without vodka). I babysat for my friend this weekend. ALL WEEKEND… As I sit here in yesterday’s underwear (and deodorant), I really don’t know how the fuck y’all do… Read more
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Where’s the Build-A-Man Workshop?
Men. Men. Men. I seem to be uttering those words a lot. I think I mentioned that I had been doing the online dating thing. And then I deleted my profiles… yes, I had more than one. Before I deleted them, I had given a couple guys my number. I didn’t mention how those dates… Read more
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The Best Sex I’ve Ever Written
After all the griping yesterday about a “real job,” I woke up this morning to a job offer in my inbox. A writing job. Something I don’t have to leave the house for. See how things work out? *high five* I still had to apply for it, because it’s through this weird remote writing site,… Read more
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