• Awake in Somebody Else’s Dreams

    Awake in Somebody Else’s Dreams

    They say when you can’t sleep, that means you are awake in somebody else’s dreams. I’ve been awake in somebody else’s dreams for the last two hours. I usually don’t have problems falling asleep or staying asleep. Tonight, I can’t seem to do either. There’s nothing particularly taxing on my mind. I don’t have any… Read more

  • My Cup Runneth Over With Emotionally Unavailable Men

    My Cup Runneth Over With Emotionally Unavailable Men

    It’s no secret that I have issues finding emotionally available men. Turns out, I am the issue. I know I’ve said it before, but I think I’ve finally fallen off the edge into the dark side. Unboyfriend has been back in the picture for a while. What we have is comfortable and predictable and there’s… Read more

  • How to Disappoint Your Kid in Fifteen Minutes or Less

    How to Disappoint Your Kid in Fifteen Minutes or Less

    I let my kid take the day off school today to handle the annual business of dental cleaning and sports physicals. On top of that, I scheduled his driving test. He’s had his learner’s permit for the last six months or so and it was time for the big test. I’ve been teaching him how… Read more

  • Poisonous Cucumbers and My Dying Dog

    Poisonous Cucumbers and My Dying Dog

    I got to work over today because I’m a little behind and the new office person doesn’t start until next week. Today has been a week since she was fired. And a week and one day since she spiked my cucumbers. I forgot to mention that yesterday because I still find it so amusing and… Read more

  • Don’t Bring a Junkie to Work

    Don’t Bring a Junkie to Work

    It’s been a while since I’ve blogged. A long while. I’d like to say that it was because things were uneventful, but it was quite the opposite. I got a new job working in an office. It’s a small place and there was one other office person. She happened to be a junkie. I don’t… Read more

  • Power Binge and Unboyfriend

    Power Binge and Unboyfriend

    I didn’t blog last night. I’ve been enthralled in binge-watching Power. Unboyfriend got me hooked on it. I know I said I wasn’t going to see him anymore, but he gets me, I can tolerate him for more than five minutes, and when he’s on his A game, he knows how to rock my world.… Read more